Short Snappers: Funny Insurance Claim Explanations #2
This is the second of three files containing funny and crazy explanations for auto insurance claims. Choose your favoritest to present to your training group as a way of providing a destressing breather, or as a doorway into exploring various communication errors.
The first in the series is here
- I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
- I told the other idiot what he was and went on.
- I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.
- I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.
- I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road, causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.
- I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
- I was on my way to see an unconscious patient who had convulsions and was blocked by a tanker.
- I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
- I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident happened.
- I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
- I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
- I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left for a vacation with injuries. (Full was: I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.)
- Ice on the road applied brakes causing skid.
- If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
- In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
- Mr. X is in hospital and says I can use his car and take his wife while he is there. What shall I do about it?
- My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
- My car was stolen and I set up a human cry, but it has not been recovered.
- No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
- No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.
- On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
- On the M6 I moved from the centre lane to the fast lane but the other car didn’t give way.
- Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?
- She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
- The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.